The Toast Community

I just noticed that on dec. 18th, i made a typo and typed livejournal as liverjournal.

Henceforth, livejournal shall now be known as liverjournal.


Hooray for liver!


I ate toast today!



And the pirate has come back from the dead! I must kill him again!

 yay! it's christmas tomorrow!

I ate toast today! I must post a picture of my fabulous toast sometime.


I'll get around to it.


And don't you think that plates should be made in the shape of toast? That would save a lot of wasted space.

ihaven't had much toast lately,but u'm eating a scone!

Sconeliness is next to toastyness!

Hooray for ham!

Hooray for ham!

Robert built a snowman in Vermont!



Does anybody know what is with liverjournal and goats? That bugs me. 

I'm not very wordy, I don't talk when I don't need to talk, Yesirrree, the only time I talked so much during a talking contest, and the prize was a new tire (my old tire went and implodes, yes imploded, not your ordinary flat, but an implosion) and i've had my eye on that tire, yes on it, in winter i got dared to stick my eye to the rim of the wheel, and ended up staying there for three months until the ice melted. did I ever tell you about the time I got my hand stuck in a toaster? yes a toaster, well it started when my toast got stuck inside the toaster, then I tried using a fork, then I got shocked, not fun. then I used a large hammer to the toaster, but the toast got stuck even more, now then, I finally decided to stick my hands into the toaster, but not after hours of decision, which included several blindfolded knife throwings, paddlings, and the occasional can of lima beans. in the end, my hands were free, when I jammed another toaster inside it (I don't even know what happened, must be divine intervention I'll say, just like that time I walked on water, yes, it was mid-december, now divine forces must've been working through this guy I met, cause he said: "go onto the lake, the water has become solid" and I did, and danced at my accomplishment, for the dancing had weakened the Ice sooooooo much, that I fell into the ice with a "plooosh" but, that's a tale for another book, author, day, week, month, year, decade, century, millenia, etc). end of story.

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also pb&j rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (there was an s back there, did you catch it?)

gluck

and when does the mail-order toast arrive, I've been waiting 3 weeks without breakfast for it

and to hemicomputer, if you're sam, I said "Hi-----------------------------gh gas prices"
if you're not sam, please disregard this message, I said DISREGARD IT!

 Well, I was feeling queasy today. Then I ate some toast, and I felt better! How does that work?


Less than a month until the monkeys come!

I had toast for lunch! Feast your eyes!

I ate toast today! Yatta!

I would post a picture of this toast, but my camera is missing.